FAQ

Erf. Frequently Asked Questions that actually haven't been frequently asked. I just kinda made them up. You know. Cause they might be asked by people. One day. In the future.

What's with all the dragons?
I really like dragons, and they're something I can draw without slapping myself silly for creating an abomination. So they're a key thing for my site. A mascot, if you will. When you think Critical Insanity, you think dragons. It's a slogan of mine. "Critical Insanity: Now with 100% more dragons!" Amazing, huh? People will flock to this site when they hear it.

Why are you blogging? Really?
Eh. Like I said, I was inspired by Hyperbole and a Half, an amazing blog that you should read if you haven't. I figured that it would be fun to be a blogger, and after doing a few posts in gmail Buzz and getting relatively positive remarks from friends, I decided I'd make an actual blog.

What exactly does 'Critical Insanity' mean, anyways?
 Er...

Critical Insanity (CI) was something I came up with one day in school. Like...I strung those words together and thought they sounded neat. If I had to define it, it would mean to me that this site is reaching critical levels on the insanity scale. Thus, we are reaching Critical Insanity.

How do you draw this stuff?
 MS Paint. I have a fancy art program, but I realized I like how simple MS Paint is for this kind of stuff, so I just threw that together with my tablet and voila. You have drawings.

Bacon or Unicorns?
 Both are pretty amazing, but bacon is better than love. And frankly, in the end, you can chop up your unicorn for magical bacon, so in the end bacon triumphs.

Will you ever place ads or something?
 No idea. I may if I more people actually looking at my site and it becomes well-known. I like money. Now, they'd all probably be awesome ads, like....ads for space training. Or dragon riding lessons. Stuff like that. Or taco ads.

Will we ever know your real name?
Negatory. Sorry.

Why the hat and coat?
 Everyone has their trademark. Something that makes them unique. Me? It's the hat and coat. I wear it everywhere I can. It's warm and cozy and it's like carrying a blanket constantly wrapped around me. Better yet, I can hide earphones up the jacket and listen to music during class and not have to review WWII for the sixty millionth time, or learn about alliteration for the forty second time.

What is the answer to life, the universe and everything?
 Forty-two.